You Will Need:
250g of Imagination

40g of Improvisation
300kg of Semen
1 Clove of Vann
1 Pinch of House
2 Teaspoons of Macbook

1 Late night
Bags of Immaturity

2 Tonnes of Innuendo
5 Meters of Wolf Hair
A light sprinkling of Pubes
Fuckloads of Silly Glasses

And Then if you mix it all together with the right magical techniques then...

And there you have it! Vouse is made!